Phoebe's Guide To A Happier Life

"Guide To A Happier Life - Practice Males Perfect" - by Phoebe Chung


Practice makes perfect.
Recover your resources.
Ask an inch and take a mile.
Compromise with reality.
Tell white lies when skipping class or work.
Identify the right clothes when buying.
Control+C control+V = a finished paper.
Exploit new people.

Make sure to get a discount when shopping.
Assume a busy pose when your boss walks in the office.
Kill cockroaches without hesitation.
Estimate a man at a glance.
Skilled at unfastening your girlfriend's bra.

Pretend to be deaf when encountering unfair treatment.
Embrace your parents every day.
Run in high heels.
Fart in front of your boy friend.
Enjoy being alone.
Create absurd excuses for faithless lovers.
To eat the spiciest of foods.

By Phoebe Chung